story?

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

I've been working on a story but i can't seem to get past the first few words...can you guys help???

here goes:


So I was driving up to this gas station when I noticed a guy standing inside the store with absolutely no clothes on and talking on the phone. At a closer look (not there) I noticed it was Andy.......




(this in no way represents anything that has happened in the past, and if any names resemble anyone reading this, it is entirely by accident..hehehe)

[LA_MERC_goose]

, a friend of mine since the third grade. He had a real puzzled look on his face. He noticed me and hung up the phone and came out of the store and started walking towards my car ....

[JUNKY]

when an alien spaceship landed across the parking lot. He looked at me and yelled.....

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

April fools...ha ha.. that not a spaceship it's a..

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

flying, rotating, lit-up disk that contains beings from another planet! Oh, I said, you must be right. See,