i'm going to have to move now...

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

I was sitting in my chair...minding my own business, having a bourbon and coke and playing CS, then all of a sudden I felt something on my neck...

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ahhh
ahhh
ahhh
ahhh
ahhh
ahhh


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

abig brown hairy one too! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[CajunTech]

Did you keep it?

[LA_MERC_Spark]

whine!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

lol! poor MadMax!

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

Men are big babies! Take a shoe and hit it!!!! LOL

No really I would have made a fuss over it being on me also but over all just slap it off of you and hit it! Where I live we have those BIG banna spiders out side. But having seen any of those lately...

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys (and gals), don't understand....Max is scared to death of a spider. For those the seen the last installment of Lord of the Ring, you should have been with us when the BIG Spider came out. I thought Max was going to poop on himself trying to leave.

Max, I can bring the double barrel shotty over if you need it. :-)

[LA_MERC_Sabre]

lol mal, i'm that way with snakes....doh...snakes...runaway!!!!!!!

[roXet]

SHOOT IT!!! SHOOOOOOOT IT!

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

I was friends with a guy who attacked a SMALL...like this big: o ...spider with an aluminum baseball bat. no lie...I saw it happen.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

what's you point tech?

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Just that there are people that really don't like spiders, and that I saw one such person attack an unsuspecting spider with a metal object.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

<---- one of those people :D

[LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]]

LOL.... My goodness!!!!!! me no scared of no spider... lol

[LA_MERC_Drax]

poor spider, both the one killed by the bat and the one that fell on MadMax's neck :D :D

[aCiD]

lmao! that was so funny when he was on.. AHAH, he was like AHHH OH MY GOD!!! i justr had... (mic goes out) THE BIGGEST (mic goes out) SPIDER ON MY NECK! EVER! waah, and talks about it till i got off and was still talking about the spider crawling on h is neck lmao! ahahaha Max you crazy man :p: was some funny stuff lmao

[Blue]

This is the best reason I can think of not to have a load MP5 in the house, just think of all the holes Max would have made trying to kill that spider...

[LA_MERC_goose]

Don't be giving him any ideas! He might try it!
:D

[roXet]

I have actually shot a spider with a 12guage before. =)

we were in the woods, not in the house though.

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

Why's everybody always picking on me :biggrin

[LA_MERC_goose]

You set yourself up for it everytime though! :stick

[LA_MERC_MadMAX]

whine!

[x[rebequa]]

The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

Down came the rain and washed the spider out...

[LA_MERC_goose]

and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up on Max again.

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

And was greeted by a double barrel shotgun. :-)

[LA_MERC_YellowDog]

B O O M !!!!!!!!

NO MORE ITS BITSY SPIDER......:sad

[LA_MERC_LaTech]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Blue]

Its amazing how entertaining one spider can be.

[LA_MERC_M@lACHi]

LOL @ Yellowdog, that was great!

[LA_MERC_Diesel]

Max when he sees a little harmless spider---->:gimli:


:p:
:virus:

[LA_MERC_goose]

I see a keyboard and desk getting chopped into many smaller pieces as soon as MadMax finds the axe. AHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silent_Killer]

okay.......least i can make yall laugh at the lan even though i wont be ther.........MAX what kinda spider u want me to make iccey bring u at the lan? Tarantulla? Black widow? just tell me.

:mp5: :mp5: <-------naw Diesel this is max


:madcow: this will be max if he finds another spider