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LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 5th, 2004, 09:48 PM
I was sitting in my chair...minding my own business, having a bourbon and coke and playing CS, then all of a sudden I felt something on my neck...
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
abig brown hairy one too! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
CajunTech
March 5th, 2004, 10:23 PM
Did you keep it?
LA_MERC_Spark
March 6th, 2004, 06:24 AM
whine!
LA_MERC_LaTech
March 6th, 2004, 07:08 AM
lol! poor MadMax!
LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 6th, 2004, 07:57 AM
Men are big babies! Take a shoe and hit it!!!! LOL
No really I would have made a fuss over it being on me also but over all just slap it off of you and hit it! Where I live we have those BIG banna spiders out side. But having seen any of those lately...
LA_MERC_M@lACHi
March 6th, 2004, 09:18 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys (and gals), don't understand....Max is scared to death of a spider. For those the seen the last installment of Lord of the Ring, you should have been with us when the BIG Spider came out. I thought Max was going to poop on himself trying to leave.
Max, I can bring the double barrel shotty over if you need it. :-)
LA_MERC_Sabre
March 6th, 2004, 12:11 PM
lol mal, i'm that way with snakes....doh...snakes...runaway!!!!!!!
roXet
March 6th, 2004, 05:20 PM
SHOOT IT!!! SHOOOOOOOT IT!
LA_MERC_LaTech
March 6th, 2004, 06:48 PM
I was friends with a guy who attacked a SMALL...like this big: o ...spider with an aluminum baseball bat. no lie...I saw it happen.
LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 6th, 2004, 06:53 PM
what's you point tech?
LA_MERC_LaTech
March 6th, 2004, 09:00 PM
Just that there are people that really don't like spiders, and that I saw one such person attack an unsuspecting spider with a metal object.
LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 6th, 2004, 09:05 PM
<---- one of those people :D
LA_MERC_Dragonlady[s]
March 6th, 2004, 10:15 PM
LOL.... My goodness!!!!!! me no scared of no spider... lol
LA_MERC_Drax
March 6th, 2004, 11:20 PM
poor spider, both the one killed by the bat and the one that fell on MadMax's neck :D :D
aCiD
March 7th, 2004, 10:48 AM
lmao! that was so funny when he was on.. AHAH, he was like AHHH OH MY GOD!!! i justr had... (mic goes out) THE BIGGEST (mic goes out) SPIDER ON MY NECK! EVER! waah, and talks about it till i got off and was still talking about the spider crawling on h is neck lmao! ahahaha Max you crazy man :p: was some funny stuff lmao
Blue
March 7th, 2004, 03:17 PM
This is the best reason I can think of not to have a load MP5 in the house, just think of all the holes Max would have made trying to kill that spider...
LA_MERC_goose
March 8th, 2004, 06:31 AM
Don't be giving him any ideas! He might try it!
:D
roXet
March 8th, 2004, 08:27 AM
I have actually shot a spider with a 12guage before. =)
we were in the woods, not in the house though.
LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 8th, 2004, 04:33 PM
Why's everybody always picking on me :biggrin
LA_MERC_goose
March 8th, 2004, 09:26 PM
You set yourself up for it everytime though! :stick
LA_MERC_MadMAX
March 8th, 2004, 10:02 PM
whine!
x[rebequa]
March 9th, 2004, 12:02 AM
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.
LA_MERC_LaTech
March 9th, 2004, 05:31 AM
Down came the rain and washed the spider out...
LA_MERC_goose
March 9th, 2004, 05:59 AM
and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up on Max again.
LA_MERC_M@lACHi
March 9th, 2004, 06:08 AM
And was greeted by a double barrel shotgun. :-)
LA_MERC_YellowDog
March 9th, 2004, 06:26 AM
B O O M !!!!!!!!
NO MORE ITS BITSY SPIDER......:sad
LA_MERC_LaTech
March 9th, 2004, 06:49 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Blue
March 9th, 2004, 07:17 AM
Its amazing how entertaining one spider can be.
LA_MERC_M@lACHi
March 9th, 2004, 07:17 AM
LOL @ Yellowdog, that was great!
LA_MERC_Diesel
March 9th, 2004, 07:24 AM
Max when he sees a little harmless spider---->:gimli:
:p:
:virus:
LA_MERC_goose
March 9th, 2004, 12:18 PM
I see a keyboard and desk getting chopped into many smaller pieces as soon as MadMax finds the axe. AHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Silent_Killer
March 9th, 2004, 03:29 PM
okay.......least i can make yall laugh at the lan even though i wont be ther.........MAX what kinda spider u want me to make iccey bring u at the lan? Tarantulla? Black widow? just tell me.
:mp5: :mp5: <-------naw Diesel this is max
:madcow: this will be max if he finds another spider
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